Man dies of alcohol poisoning after first 15 minutes of Presidential debate

(NASHVILLE) A local man has reportedly died of alcohol poisoning after playing a debate drinking game in which you take a shot every time one of the candidates lies. Instead of going the traditional route of catch phrases and verbs, the man went into expecting more out of politicians. “He was an Independent, just trying to find the answers in this messed up world,” said an onlooker. “He was watching MSNBC and started drinking a little early, but still that was just 2 or 3 shots,” said the man’s roommate. The 25 year old man had just lost his job with a local factory and was looking to vote for Romney according to reports; but no since he is now dead, he might vote for Obama, as the Democrats continue to cater to the deceased demographic.

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